Young Alfred: Pain in the Butler (2023)
written by Michael Northrop
art by Sam Lotfi & Kendall Goode
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would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no
men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..
You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say
Men will see a mouse and eat it
No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.
A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer
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there is no other website like this
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dear local airport, why are certain cubs so joyful? this one I saw today has such an enthusiastic smile...
they smile due to their simple zest for life
Man-Bat: Detective Comics #429 (1972) / Batman #254 (1974)
Art by Nick Cardy
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kids these days who are fans of fall out boy and can just read the lyrics on spotify or whatever. do you know how lucky you are. when i was a lad you listened to an illegally burnt cd, heard a nonsensical string of syllables, and listened to it 100 times until you thought you know what was said. and then you got ahold of an album sleeve with lyrics and read the lyrics. and realise you were absolutely nowhere close.
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Damian Wayne
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Homophobic goose judging you
Oh so heβs racist too π